Emo

FACT ALERT: Emo kids should be beaten on sight

did you know Hitler was the first emo kid?

Emo (and various derivatives including Screamo) is a subculture combining the worst aspects of goths, punks, and gays. To stand out from the mainstream, they all dress alike and listen to the same music. The term is, for all intents and purposes, synonymous with loser. Emo kids like blogs. They also like talking about heroin but would never do it because they're pussies. Emo kids listen to False metal and are part of The gay agenda.

Emo has replaced AIDS as "the disease that gay people get"

Emo kids lead to the creation of the term gaytarded. They're also often vegans or freegans

The Trenchcoat Mafia should have shot emo kids at Columbine instead of jocks, christians and preppies.

Emo Kids in the Media

The Media loves emo kids.

Emo kids like to try to kill themselves after realizing their own uselessness, however like pretty much everthing else in life they suck at it

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Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay!

emo kids are fucking furries too.

The cock up my ass... was this big!

WTF is wrong with kids these days?

It's goth... for Pussies.

Seventeen Magazine's How to be Emo Guide

emo crayons!

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Dumbfuck News Reporters in North Dakota fall for emo.

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Los Angeles is pretty stupid too.

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So is Australia.

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this is actually pretty cool.

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This is kind of gay

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KILL YOURSELF

See Also

• Screamo
• False metal
• The gay agenda