Freegan

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Here is a typical freegan doing their grocery shopping.

Freeganism is a lifestyle based around the belief that almost all work and monetary exchanges within a capitalist economy contribute to myriad forms of exploitation - worker abuse, animal exploitation, hunger, ecological destruction, mass incarceration, war, inequitable distribution of resources, commodification of women - almost all issues addressed by social, ecological, and animal rights advocacy groups. Freegans usually are from Boulder. Many Boulderites subscribe to freegan beliefs because it's 100x more annoying than being a vegan.

Basic beliefs

"Freegan", a portmanteau of "free" and "vegan", is derived from the observation that even a vegan lifestyle is not free of exploitation. Its followers are either emo, gay, hippies, boulderites or some faggy combination.

  • Freegans eat food found in dumpsters
  • Freegans don't eat meat
  • Freegans don't bathe

Famous Freegans

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